-The 12th Avenue-

A Chow Mugger is defined as one who doesn't believe in anything else other than studying. He lives to study, piah tutorials, and watch webcasts. The Chow Mugger doesn't believe in bathing, taking showers, or brushing his teeth as it is a waste of time to him. The time can be better spent on reading an extra page of textbook instead. Studying is the first thing he does in the morning and the last thing he does at night. He doesn't change his clothes daily, and he has bad breath. That's why he's so smelly, thus came the prefix "Chow" which means "smelly" in Chinese.

The Chow Mugger doesn't believe in eating, cause it is simply a tragic waste of precious time. The time spent to finish a plate of Chicken Rice can be better spent on memorizing an extra set of equations. However, the Chow Mugger is still a human, and he runs on energy. Therefore, he consumes his meals from a mug. A mug of Milo for breakfast, a mug of instant cereal for Lunch, a mug of Instant Soup Mix for dinner, and maybe some mugs of warm milk for supper. And hence comes the postfix "Mugger", since the mug is the only thing he ever holds other than his stationeries. To avoid wasting time, he doesn't wash his mug after every use. The remnants of what he consumed last week are still dotted all over his mug, and it stinks of the contents which it used to hold.

Therefore, we have the full term "Chow Mugger"

Are you a Chow Mugger?