Friday, June 17, 2005

Rag Retreat 2005

The crazy dudes in the Rag Committee decided that we will need some kinda bonding session to strengthen ties within the committee. And thus, the same crazy dudes launched a bold attempt to camp overnight in NUSSU Secretariat Conference Room 1.

Yes! We did survive to tell the tale, though with some rather unpleasant endings...
read on!

The Ultimate Encyclopedia:
Things you can do in NUSSU Sec CR1 to entertain yourself



  1. Play Golf
    -     Find a paper cup. Tape it to the floor and use it as the hole. Find a bamboo stick, and that shall be your putter. Golf ball provided in CR1, if you can find it.
  2. Play Volley Ball
    -     Crush and crumple up a bunch of paper together with lots of masking tape to make the ball. Find Bamboo pole, rest bamboo pole across 2 chairs to use as net. Imagine you're near the sea and start playing.
  3. Play Chateh
    -    Find feather duster. Pluck out a few nice feathers from feather duster. Find paper cups, cut out round base of paper cups. Use masking tape, stick them all together like a chateh. For weight, put erasors between the round paper cup base. Put bamboo pole across chairs. Start playing.
  4. Limbo
    -    Put Bamboo pole across 2 chairs. Make sure bamboo is horizontal, or ask frens to hold bamboo. Get a few girls (for best effects, find drunk ones) to stand one corner and sing the Limbo theme song. Start Playing. Increase difficulty by lowering height of bamboo pole.
  5. The Cup Game
    -    Get everyone to sit side by side at the table. Find lots of paper cups, and learn the cup dance. clap = clap hands. bang = bang table. pick = take cup. swoosh = shift cup.
    *clap clap bang bang bang clap pick swoosh! clap pick swoosh bang swoosh+pick bang swoosh!*
  6. Mahjong
    -    I'll worship anyone who can create a set of mahjong tiles from the things salvaged from the NUSSU sec. Anyway, a fren brought our set. Put tiles on table, and start playing. Due to the size of the table, one player must sit or lean on the table to play.
  7. Play Snooker
    -    Make the hole the same way u did for the golf game, using the paper cup and tape. Use bamboo pole as cue, and golfball as billiard ball. Lean on floor and start playing.
  8. Card Games
    -    Uno, Poker, everything goes. Just sit around and play.
  9. Play Daytona
    -    Ok, you dun play this in CR1. Rather, u play it on the roads, preferably after 2am when the roads are empty. Find an expendable car(if there is such thing) and a not-so-zai driver(Siyong not referring to u). Get into the passenger seat, and enjoy the ride. Insurance coverage is advised.
  10. Overplay stupid mp3 songs
    -    Borrow a cool dude's laptop. Make him overplay stupid chinese songs like 老鼠爱大米. Be sure to put on repeat mode. Feel your IQ lowered after the 8th repetition.
  11. The Puke Mopper
    -    Find a drunkard. Give him a bottle of Gin, 47% alcohol. Make him collapse onto the carpetted floor, on top of a newly opened sleeping bag. Give him water whenever he wakes up and asks for it. Make sure he continues sleeping after that. Gather around him when he starts to whimper and twist around in his sleep. See him puke up bits of prata and Mee Goreng onto the sleeping bag and floor. Get the mops and dump the drunkard into the nearest toilet. Take turns to jaga him.

The possibilities are limitless! Let your imagination and creativity flow!

By the way, im the only idiot who brought a sleeping bag to the party.

posted by JaNuS @ Friday, June 17, 2005

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